1. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are King and Queen of Australia. I think. I don’t even know. I just assumed they were, but I could be wrong.
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2. Anyway, they are also apparently King and Queen of unnecessary nicknames for telling their kids they wanna be left alone to do adult things (if you know what I mean ).
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4. That’s right. She says that Mommy and Daddy need to have kissy-kissy time.
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5. Which brings me to this question: Why even mention that you need kissy-kissy time?! WHY MUST THE CHILDREN BE AWARE OF KISSY-KISSY TIME? Can’t the kids live in blissful ignorance thinking that their parents have never touched each other sexually and their birth was nothing short of a miracle like the rest of us mere mortals?!?!?
6. They know too much. We all do.