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Does Nicole Kidman Know How To Clap? An Investigation

1. Tonight at the Oscars there was only one question on everyone’s mind: does Nicole Kidman know how to clap or not?

Tonight at the Oscars there was only one question on everyone's mind: does Nicole Kidman know how to clap or not?

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2. The rest of this post is a brief investigation I launched into the matter.

The rest of this post is a brief investigation I launched into the matter.

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3. Exhibit A: Nicole Kidman claps for the first time during the 2017 Academy Awards.

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4. One might say she has unique form!

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5. But then she gives up on the clapping altogether. Hmmmm.

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6. Interesting. Moving on!

7. Exhibit B: Nicole Kidman is caught on camera clapping for a second time during the 2017 Academy Awards.

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8. Once again, the form is…unique.

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9. Exhibit C: Footage from the 2015 Academy Awards shows that Nicole Kidman has been clapping this way for some time.

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10. Conclusion: Nicole Kidman does not know how to clap or just doesn’t give a fuck about clapping standards. That’s all!

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