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80 Things Britney Spears Has Done Since Her 2007 Breakdown

1. It’s been exactly 10 years since Britney Spears shaved her head in her very public breakdown. Instead of focussing on all that, here’s a list of things she’s done since.

1. Released a No. 1 song called “Womanizer.”
2. Released a No. 1 song called “3.”
3. Released a No. 1 song called “Hold It Against Me.”
4. Released her best music video since “Toxic,” “Slumber Party.”
5. Released her most gorgeous song of her career, “Make Me…”
6. Released 749820934 perfumes.
7. Released an intimates line.
8. Basically snuck the word “fuck” on the radio with her song, “If U Seek Amy.”

3. 9. Released her best album in a decade:

9. Released her best album in a decade:

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4. 10. Reinvented the Las Vegas residency.

10. Reinvented the Las Vegas residency.

5. 11. Saved the Las Vegas economy.

11. Saved the Las Vegas economy.

6. 12. Won.

12. Won.

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7. 13. Eviscerated red carpets.

13. Eviscerated red carpets.

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8. 14. Got people back to work.

14. Got people back to work.

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9. 15. Solved obesity.

15. Solved obesity.

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10. 16. Advocated against climate change.

16. Advocated against climate change.

11. 17. Got out of an unhealthy relationship.

17. Got out of an unhealthy relationship.

12. 18. Mastered the hair flip.

18. Mastered the hair flip.

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13. 19. Befriended Albert Einstein.

19. Befriended Albert Einstein.

20. Went on a massive world tour called the Circus.
21. Went on another world tour called the Femme Fatale tour.
22. Sold over $100 million in ticket sales in Las Vegas alone.

15. 23. But seriously, the Circus tour was fucking amazing.

23. But seriously, the Circus tour was fucking amazing.

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16. 24. Flew like God.

24. Flew like God.

17. 25. Low key kidnapped and adopted her niece, Lexie.

25. Low key kidnapped and adopted her niece, Lexie.

18. 26. Gave us an infinite number of iconic reaction gifs.

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19. 27. Like this one:

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20. 28. And this one.

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21. 29. Basically made X-Factor relevant.

29. Basically made X-Factor relevant.

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22. 30. Had a fucking orgy.

23. 31. Ended Iggy Azalea.

31. Ended Iggy Azalea.

24. 32. Waited in line at Starbucks like the rest of us basic people.

32. Waited in line at Starbucks like the rest of us basic people.

25. 33. Somehow managed to take this picture of herself while she was sleeping.

33. Somehow managed to take this picture of herself while she was sleeping.

26. 34. Told all her haters off.

34. Told all her haters off.

27. 35. Ended cyberbullying.

35. Ended cyberbullying.

36. Went top 10 on Billboard Hot 100 with “Till The World Ends.”
37. Went top 10 on Billboard with “I Wanna Go.”
38. Went top 10 on Billboard with “Circus.”
39. Went top 5 on Billboard with “Scream & Shout.”
40. Released the iconic album, Circus.
401 Released the iconic album, Femme Fatale.

29. 42. Made us smile.

42. Made us smile.

30. 43. Made us laugh.

31. 44. Denounced men.

32. 45. Got her family back.

45. Got her family back.

33. 45. Became the best damn mom ever.

45. Became the best damn mom ever.

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35. 47. Did this:

36. 48. Did that:

48. Did that:

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49. Made an iconic video for “Womanizer.”
50. Made an iconic video for “Circus.”
51. “Made an iconic video for “Hold It Against Me.”
52. Made an iconic video for “I Wanna Go.”
53. Made an iconic video for “Till The World Ends.”
54. Made an iconic video for “Criminal.”
55. Made an iconic video for “Work Bitch.”
56. Made an iconic video for “Make M— never mind.

38. 57. Mastered yoga.

57. Mastered yoga.

39. 58. Made it okay to be single.

40. 59. So many helicopter hair flips.

41. 60. Turned into a mermaid.

60. Turned into a mermaid.

42. 61. Made this horse famous.

43. 62. Walked into a pole, got a bruise, and still posted the picture.

62. Walked into a pole, got a bruise, and still posted the picture.

44. 63. Mastered Instagram.

63. Mastered Instagram.

46. 65. Made her triumphant return to the VMA stage.

65. Made her triumphant return to the VMA stage.

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47. 66. Rediscovered her passion.

66. Rediscovered her passion.

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48. 67. Found happiness.

49. 68. Remained goofy as hell.

50. 69. Stayed humble and kind.

69. Stayed humble and kind.

51. 70. Donated her time to good causes.

70. Donated her time to good causes.

52. 71. Discovered her love of teaching.

53. 72. Battled back.

54. 73. Got it together.

73. Got it together.

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55. 74. Found that spark.

56. 75. Triumphed.

75. Triumphed.

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57. 76. Thrived.

76. Thrived.

58. 77. Beat the odds.

59. 78. Stayed true to herself.

60. 79. Inspired millions of people that they can overcome anything.

79. Inspired millions of people that they can overcome anything.

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61. 80. Remained stronger than yesterday or ever before.

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